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On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.
59 minutes ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 61,525 notes

thedancinggallifreyan:

littlelionheartedqueen:

if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it

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2 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 28,541 notes

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

2 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 139,488 notes
speight-brigade:

brishipsit:

lapfulofmisha:

forty kinds of delicious …  i give you misha

#HunterCas anyone? Looks just like a hunter in this.

this is how Cas needs to dress now.

speight-brigade:

brishipsit:

lapfulofmisha:

forty kinds of delicious …  i give you misha

#HunterCas anyone? Looks just like a hunter in this.

this is how Cas needs to dress now.

2 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 19,275 notes
scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

2 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 114,533 notes
Tagged as: #stories 

Shall we begin?

2 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 856 notes

If you can love me so passionately and so kindly to the point that it even frightens me by how deep and profound your love is.

I’m done.

I’m out for the count.

You’ll see my tattered white flag because you’ve won.

I’ll be yours.

9 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 12 notes
Basically the only reason I followed you was because of your url. It is my favorite thing

Anonymous

Aw shucks anon, thank u v u

9 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 1 note

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

9 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 117,232 notes
Kirk: Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.
Entire Cinema: Aw, shit.
9 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 6,114 notes

sperminallycapitalist:

thesickestjokes:

“A vodka, please.”

“Erm, this is McDonald’s.”

“OK, a McVodka, please.

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9 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 73,686 notes
amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago

amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago

9 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 9,333 notes
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shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

11 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 51,607 notes

go to sleep before you start dreaming.

12 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 1,210 notes