zeldathemes
Make it Reign
on them hoes

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

  #excellent  
Hey what School do you go to?

Anonymous

Im at montgomery college. Which one? You’ll never know…

  #me    #faves  
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gjorth:

prozdvoices:

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Looking for a challenge? Try singing Gee in your most manliest voice possible.

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Challenge accepted.

this is a religious experience.

  #i just imagined a bunch of baras around a mic    #omg    #faves    #music  
fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

  #i live for people like joel killtron    #i want people like this to be at my back always    #faves  
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stephaniediazbooks:

Parks & Rec deleted scene.

This is everything.

  #ben is literally me    #from the initial reaction to the very end of the video    #its exactly how id react    #plus more tears    #parks and rec  
unclefather:

he’s going fast

unclefather:

he’s going fast

  #diego    #max    #faves  

faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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lilysinthefall:

deanwinshecter:

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS

IT’S BACK

  #nick    #max    #video  

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

  #yup    #college    #stories  

sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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  #starlord    #peter quill    #guardians of the galaxy    #stories  

GUESS WHO MADE CALLBACKS

IT ME

I MADE IT

  #yyyaaaaAAASSSS    #but bruh if cold singing happens tomorrow i feel like my shits getting pushed in  
Who are dancedanceinypants and warped-in-time?

Anonymous

I dont know. some fucking homo stalkers. They seriously wont leave me the fuck alone

But...you're a female How can you be looming for a girlfriend? I am confused.

Anonymous

okay, well you see, its like this. consider this:

Im a gay.


(more accurately, a pansexual one.)