masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
Im at montgomery college. Which one? You’ll never know…
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Looking for a challenge? Try singing Gee in your most manliest voice possible.
this is a religious experience.
Parks & Rec deleted scene.
This is everything.
when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not
IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS
thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell
I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
I dont know. some fucking homo stalkers. They seriously wont leave me the fuck alone