areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I AM STILL JEALOUS OF AUSTRALIA AND YOUR FAIRY BREAD.

Agreed

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait 

did i stutter

digitintheremisterspock:

thesassylorax:

spatscolombo:

Spock’s got moves; deal with it.

live long and get some

paintdoktahwho:

the doctor meets his new companion

lev-gleb:

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

ramblingsofaninsomniac:

whenever Jensen has a photoshoot

he’s always so serious

and then Jared comes along

and they’re both like little kids

i just

the way Jared makes him laugh

i can’t

i cna’t HANDLE It

Big Thunder Railroad Mountain is currently suspended because of lightning and so we’re stuck here waiting…

My outfit for Magic Kingdom today with a little extra on the side

gloomy-teen:

slenclerman:

my dentist can suck dick

can i get the name of ur dentist 

midnight-serenades:

fasterfood:

skin..is like onion

the more layers u peel off, the more u cry

If Hannibal and Shrek had a baby it would be you

eostara:

lalondes:

bondoge:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

oh god here we go

uh oh a feminist was trying to make a joke sixteen-year-old boy to the fucking rescue

when tomblor get all up in arms about a fukcin text ospt about a dad com home and makin hte spagheti 

Anonymous

For some people it does. To me, after i get scratched or slapped, it feels tingly, a little itchy, and warm. But it doesnt “hurt” really, just a little annoying.

ohshitdasgay:

Meenah’s sleepin with the fishes