theliterator:

My bro’s iron patriot cosplay.

shitsponge:

thefeltonfreak:

realityisahumaninvention:

unclefather:

nottoointeresting:

thelaughingmango:

unclefather:

why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead

too soon

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family. 

WHAT

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”

The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”

what’s worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

the holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

this is a thing that happened

the-faithful-tactician-of-ylisse:

watchtheskytonight:

freshlysqueezedojsimpson:

I love how much of a little sarcastic bitch Spiderman is in the new film

Yes

good

bless

(x)

cancerously:

aradiyeah:

Your name is TAVRISOLERITEREZEPETAMZEEQUIRADIKARNAYAFERI VANTAMPOREREKETARYAMAKARAMEGICAPEIXESAHHAKEIJONIRTAMYROPE and you are, without a doubt, THE BIGGEST CLUSTERFUCK ON ALTERNIA.

This is what I’ll be wearing Saturday of Katsucon. Stand by for finished cosplay!

i’m so excited to see this like oh my fucking god hOW WAS THIS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN I CAN’T

it has arrived

how it began

pocketfullofackles:

i’m gonna pretend this is how it happened

choking on my tears brb

purpletimetravellingpenguins:

Can tumblr be any more perfect?

the greatest plot twist in history of manga

god fucking bless.

sharonalee:

Wallpaper size is available here.

oh wow. ; u ;

beautiful. perfect. i’m in love. <3

heytheressydney:

DAYUM!!

FUCKING PRESS PLAY, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

this is for those who have eaten something so good and never had the words to describe it and instead you just say, “dayum”.

theunfler:

littlemotherfucker:

iwwantyourglub:

makararousal:

theladystache:

yeah. here you go Tumblr.

I wonder when people will start shipping them.

i wwish i could get some sexy anons i got mostly cute ones

dont get me wwrong i lovve em just

dat sexy anon

hater/creepy otp

Shipped