skinofstripes:

(whispering) Psssst… Hey, hey.

Didja know it’s Irish day?

Oh, really? Is that what it’s called now?

pokemonyewest:

My dick has never been so soft

perfectbenny:

suddenlyfalling:

Sherlock read-throughs.

I AM DEAD.

karkat is worrying that he and dave wont be bros after meeting up with everyone else

bakassassin:

toni-tan:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one

WHO CHANGED THE PICTURE TO OVERLY SEXUALISED SONIC

i cANT BREATHRER

diglettdevious:

scrapbook23:

“how do I always end up being tied up”, Peter wondered.

because deadpool likes seeing your long limbs stretched out for- 

this is dirty

gunslingerannie:

YOU’RE WALKING THROUGH LONDON

THERE’S NO ONE AROUND

AND YOUR REVOLVER IS EMPTY

OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE YOU CAN’T SEE A DARN THING BECAUSE HE’S ON TOP OF A BUILDING HALF A MILE AWAY AND HE’S JUST SHOT YOU THROUGH THE HEAD

ACTUAL SNIPER SEBASTIAN MORAN

biaineanderson:

notcrazyshits:

Adventure Time - Gotcha/

“LSP, YOU’RE WEARING GARBAGE FOR CLOTHES!”

Turtle princess is me.

siksta started following you

//SCREAMS. FLAILS. FALLS TO FLOOR. CRAWLS UP INTO A CORNER. CRIES TEARS OF JOY. VOMITS IN EXTREME EXCITEMENT.

vshgdfshdvc

Well.. There’s no point in fapping if you have nothing to fap TO! DUH!